Jasper County Democrat, Volume 20, Number 11, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 5 May 1917 — WAS NOT A VIVISECTIONIST [ARTICLE]

WAS NOT A VIVISECTIONIST

Humane Father Tells Suitor He Is Not Willing to Dispose of Daughter In Sections. “Mr. Stonerfellow,'’ said the young man with the high collar and noisy tie, “I —er —called to ask for the hand of your daughter in marriage, and — “What!" interrupted the stern parent, “didT understand you to say you wanted the hand of my daughter for matrimonial purposes?” “That is what I said, sir,” replied the love-18rn youngster. “Well,” continued the humane father, “I don’t care to dispose of her in sections —besides I fail to particular use her hand would be to you anyway; but if you are willing to take the entire girl, why, I haven’t any objections.”