Jasper County Democrat, Volume 20, Number 7, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 21 April 1917 — Not Yet Acquainted. [ARTICLE]

Not Yet Acquainted.

An overzealous Scotch host was one night trying to thrust just one more cup on his would-be departing guest. “Just anither wee drap afore ye go,” he said. “Na, na, I’ll tak nae mair. I’m in a new lodgin’, and I’m no vera weel acquainted w’ the stair.”