Jasper County Democrat, Volume 20, Number 1, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 31 March 1917 — Desired the Pleasure. [ARTICLE]

Desired the Pleasure.

“Major Rasher, I saw a man today who would like the pleasure of kicking you,” said a friend. . “Kicking me!” exploded the major. “Kicking me! Give me his name at once!” “I hardly like to tell yon,” said the other. “I insist upon knowing,” said the major. “Ah, well, Til tell you,” said the othed. “It’s a soldier who’s in the hospital with both legs off.” —London TitBits: - • -