Jasper County Democrat, Volume 19, Number 91, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 10 February 1917 — Page 2 Advertisements Column 2 [ADVERTISEMENT]

since the ladies of this community are not in need of the artificial article we have no space to waste on a dead subject. The fellow who boasts of getting something for nothing usually finds that it is worth just what he gave for it. i A reader suggests that we advo’cate “calf conservation..’’ Another result, doubtless, of the; short skirt. I ■ » 'I - ■ -* Don’t roar at the price of eggs. It takes a perfectly good hen twenty-four hours to produce one. We just can’t refrain from mentioning Carranza again, but he is worth only a line or two at best. This is a hard day for the neutial. If the partisans can’t kiss him they want to kick him. These are the days when every self-respecting * egg insists on an individual price ticket. The higher the price of the hat the more the woman raves and* the louder the old man cusses. „ Villa must be getting dippy. He has completely forgotten to die again.

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