Jasper County Democrat, Volume 19, Number 90, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 7 February 1917 — And Endless Affair. [ARTICLE]

And Endless Affair.

Homer—Old Tightwad invited me to take lunch with him yesterday. Heiny—l suppose there was ho end to the good things you had to pat. Hpjner—Kight you are. There‘was neither a beginning nor an end to them; . H.ei ny- —Why, how was that? Homer—All we had was pretzels.