Jasper County Democrat, Volume 19, Number 90, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 7 February 1917 — An Imaginary Cabby. [ARTICLE]

An Imaginary Cabby.

A penitent-looking man was on trial for vagrancy and disturbance' of the peace. The judge seemed inclined to be lenient. “What was the prisoner doing when .you arrested him?” he said to the policeman. “He was having a very heated argument with a cab driver, your honor.” “But that doesn’t prove that he was the worse for liquor,’’ the judge said. “Many sober people have argument with cab drivers.” “So they do, your honor," said the policeman, “but in this case there was no Cab driver.”