Jasper County Democrat, Volume 19, Number 90, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 7 February 1917 — If They Were Alike. [ARTICLE]

If They Were Alike.

The other daj\ a gentleman farmer having some pigs for sale offered to dispose of them to a pork butcher. The latter called at the farm where, before proceeding to the yard, he was hospitably treated and introduced to his host’s daughters. A gallant man Is that porkist, and one who never lets pass an opportunity of paying a compliment. ( “Now, sir,” said b<?, on leaving ?he room, “I’ve'seen your young ladies and I’m going to see your young swine, and if the two’s much alike there won’t be no difficulty about bringing off a deal.” —Chicago - Daily News.