Jasper County Democrat, Volume 19, Number 85, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 20 January 1917 — FEATURED FACTS [ARTICLE]

FEATURED FACTS

Divorce pulls' the feathers from the wings of love. Gold is generally at . a premium when a dentist handles it. If wishes were automobiles, beggars might kick for airships. Even the summer girl doesn’t trifle with a millionaire’s heart. Some men brag about their wives "as if they wanted to sell them. ■ No, Cordelia, it Ssn’t the proper thing to eat prunes with a pruning knife. .Many a man who wouldn't make a wife of his cook makes a cook of his wife. Even an amateur organlflP*' can play a" wedding march that is entirely satisfactory to the female in the case. Remorse is a good deal like a wooden leg—it helps a man on his way, but he can see where he’d be happier without it.