Jasper County Democrat, Volume 19, Number 74, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 13 December 1916 — Spoiled the Christmas Dinner. [ARTICLE]

Spoiled the Christmas Dinner.

Guest (dining at merry Christmas party) Tommy, where do turkeys come from? Tommy (pointing to one on the table)—Dunno, but ma got this one from a tramp for a quarter, cause he said he stole it Didn’t he. ma?