Jasper County Democrat, Volume 19, Number 9, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 29 April 1916 — Quaker Quips. [ARTICLE]

Quaker Quips.

Lots of us spend all our odd moments trying to get even. A fellow naturally has the heart taken out of him when he is in love. A woman is always shy about telling her age. In fact, several years shy. A man isn't always sure of his ground when he takes the word for the deed. Mother Eve was the first woman to announce that she didn't have a thing'to wear. Fortunate is the literary man who can ride in a taxi instead of doing hack work.—Philadelphia Record.