Jasper County Democrat, Volume 19, Number 5, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 15 April 1916 — ALL CREATION. U. S. A. [ARTICLE]

ALL CREATION. U. S. A.

! Met a fell,-r t 'the! mi.rnin’. tn .51 amiu- |. in" sort <>’ (■ii.ss, - H id a i tirioUS styl.- about him. couldn't «•-!!_ ha' b.■••11 Ttsib-h wus. '•VVhtr. 's fit-.hail; fioniT 1 a feller shouted, and before he’d time to say 1 his here heathen tinned and -shouted:' Portoßico. I'. S. A." Seen a feller 'Jewn in Sandstone, with a sotnberero on; H id a shaggj lot o' whiskers, nearly all Iris elo'es wile gone; Stopped and ast me fur a quarter, said, ."My home is fur away.” \\ hur s yer t ame?" The heathen ah-sw.-red. "Santiago, T. S. A." Secii a feller at i ho-tel with a heavy iron box. Overcoat wuz lined with bearskin, wore a dozen pair o''Socks: Sizes him to be a miner, judgin’ bv his awkward wav: See him write in big earackters, "Circle City. U. S. A." ' ■ Seen a saddle-colored heaAhen, wearin’ earrings in his nose: . Linen cuffs around his ankles; most indecent lack o' elo'es. “Whur's this heathen guy here spring from?” I inquired in lofty way; And he had the nerve to answer: “From Manila, U. S. A.” Muz walkin’ down Fifth avenue the other day an’ met A feller wearin’ sealskin elo’es an’ other things to let. "Wlmr on earth did you hail-from?” was all I could say; 0 An’ he answered back in Eskimo: “The North Pole,, U. S. A.” Holy smoke! I never heard us all these cannibals before. Are these heathen here all voters? .Will they stand fer anv more? When next you ast a feller where he’s from he’s bound to sav. With a lordlv kind o’ flourish, “All Creation, U. S. A.”, —Arthor Unknown. Join the Easter parade of well dressed men. Get Hamillized, it pays.