Jasper County Democrat, Volume 18, Number 23, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 23 June 1915 — Page 4 Advertisements Column 4 [ADVERTISEMENT]

seiaer, assisted in the funeral services o: Mrs. Darby here Saturday. Mrs. Postill accompanied him here. They spent the afternoon shaking hands with fheir many Fowler : fiends. The Reverend and Mrs. Post.ii are enjoving good health. WALT MASON ■The Poet Philosopher. : scaopl, academy and college iorth the modern cultured her lovely head so stuffed with Knowledge it fairly makes her tresses curl. We all lean hack ir. adaptation when she stands up to make <t r speech, the finest product of be nation, the one serene, unblemished Behold her in her snowy gar...ents, the pride, the honor oi her ■ cias?! ,A malediction on the varmits ■ho say her learnings cuts no gras?: ■'She■ Lain't learned to fry the* mat- » • ton, r iit s not ■ equipped to he a vvi.e; a, ■ her sweet angelic life: With all r mighty fund of learning, she's ignorant ot useful chores; she tan not keep an oil stove burning so it won t f moke us out of doors. The .nan she weds will know disaster. L:s drey.i. of home and love will Si oil; she can not make a mustard ; i er, o: put a poultice on a bosl." Avaunt, ye crokers, skip and caper, or well upset your Apple carts! The damsel rises with her paper On ‘ Old Greek Gods and Modern Arts.” So pie. -- .• r in a grapejuice flagon. V io cares if she can't sew or bake. She’s pretty as a new red wagon, and sweeter than an old plum cake.