Jasper County Democrat, Volume 17, Number 104, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 7 April 1915 — EDI TO RIAL PARAGRAPHS. [ARTICLE]

EDI TO RIAL PARAGRAPHS.

To General Villa: Please annex lack Johnson and keep him annexed. Villa announces that after peace i- declared he will put all Mexico (i> the wa'er wagon. More likely in the hearse. ' - • That grouch says business Is not tut the pick-up? American agents ;:ic about tojhook an order for 250,u*m cork legs for, European soldiers. Over in Germany they say potato thread keeps longer than pure wheat bread. And in this country we know that a tough steak lasts longer than a fender one.