Jasper County Democrat, Volume 17, Number 91, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 20 February 1915 — When Not To Go. [ARTICLE]

When Not To Go.

Friepdlv come, sir; pull yoursc-lf together; -there's your, wife calling you. Festive Gent—What is she calling ime—Bill or William? Constable—William, sir. Festive Gent—Then I’m not goin' 'ome. —Weekly Telegraph. A wise man talks of others.* The fool babbles of himself.