Jasper County Democrat, Volume 17, Number 85, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 30 January 1915 — Mixea. [ARTICLE]

Mixea.

As the train was moving out of a Scotch station a man in one of the compartments noticed that the porter in whose charge he had given his luggage had not put it into the van and so ■ shouted to him and said: “Hl, you old fool! What do you mean by not putting my luggage in the van?” To which the porter replied: “Eh, man! Yer luggage Is ne'er such a fool as yersel’. Yer i' the wrang train!”— New York Globe.