Jasper County Democrat, Volume 17, Number 79, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 9 January 1915 — Page 6

puke McLuke's Philosophy.

[Cincinnati Tnquirer.] When mother has the goods on father and accuses him of some orneryness. father gets ten times as indignant as he would if the accusations were not based on fact. You can’t make a princess believe it. But the fellow who can run fifteen balls at pool often has a hard time making sls per week. Give a man a Morris chair filled ■with sofa pillows in a theater and he will remain wide awake. Give him a hard wood seat in an uncomfortable straight-backed pew in church and he will proceed to go to sleep. The patriot isn’t the fellow who is always waving the old flag. He is the fellow who minds his own business and helps make this a better country. Father is always bragging about his good judgment. But you may have noticed when a room is going to be papered mother always selects the wall paper. Every mah wants to run the home newspaper and the home ball tean> But.if you tried to run his business he would want to fight. Telling your wife that she looks better in her bungalow apron than the woman next door does in her new street dress doesn’t keep friend wife from wanting a .new Gress, but it salves her a whole lot and helps some. A man's hat has to fit his head. A woman’s hat has to fit her face. What has become of the old' fashioned girl who used to get her fellow to save his cigar ashes for her so she could use them to clean her teeth? Mother has two or three fits when she discovers that-the water pipes are frozen." But father can’t see anything to worry about as long as there are a few cold bottles in the ice box. After going over the “funny” supplements of the pewspvpers you get' the idea that most of the cartoonists I studied so hard learning to draw they ne Slected to learn how to | Spelt As lohg as a dog knoWs how to bark and wag his tail a boy doesn’t care a hang if it hasn’t any pedigree. Every man knows a lot of other men who haven’t as much sense «s he has and who are making more money than he does. Things are not always what they seem. Many a complexion that looks like peaches and cream tastes like kalsomine. Most of the hard luck results from an effort to dodge hard work. You have noticed that the female snake charmers are all so homely that they wouldn’t have a chance if they tried to charm anything else. Any time a man tells you that he will think it over he means that he won’t give it another thought. The man W’ho carries shooting gallery cigars to give his friends is always surprised to learn that you have quit smoking when he meets you the second time. This is a speedy age. Some brides begin saving up money to pay a lawyer for a divorce before they get all the rice out of their hair.

When I Talk Others Buy See me for your next PUBLIC SALE . I get the money. Fred Phillips Phone 505=8 Rensselaer. - Indiana J I ws ' lIICIIOIEtB Indiono Five years successful ience in crying sales. Your pattonage is respectfully solicited Phone me at Kight & Eggleston’s More for dates. •

Doing What the Ad Man Told Ds

We want to just give you an idea of what we are doing with Overcoats. * We have 10 men’s fancy overcoats, good style, sizes 34 to 42, sl2. -50 Oinnn to SIB.OO, now... y t UiUU We have 15 Hart Shaffner and Marx 52 inch convertible collar overcoats, were SIB.OO ’.™' ”■ $ 12.50 We have 18 good overcoats regular price from $5.00 to 10.00, sizes 12 to 17 An *yr years, your choice.. J, f'J) We have 10 child’s overcoats sizes 3 to 6 years, priced S3OO to 6.00, An rn now v uZ.OU Fur Coats and dozens of other coats to sell at a prige that makes buying worth-while. Here are 25 splendid all-wocd suits, sizes from 34 to 42, sls to SIB.OO values. The ad man says sell these A | A fft for . $10.50 Eleven of our best Hart Shaffner and Marx suits, sizes 34 to 38, priced from $20.00 to 22.50. If your size A | n r ft here take one at... I ZivU We have for men who wear these sizes, 14 suits, sizes 32 to 34, were from SIO.OO to 15.00, your choice AA r n for ............... Ob.JU We have 19 Boys’ Knickerbocker suits, sizes 8 to 16 years, were $3.50 to A A if 5.00, sale price. . . . OZ«T*U And 23 strictly all-wool Boys’ Knickerbocker suits., sizes 9 to 16 years, regular priced $6.00 to 8.50, sale An Eft' price ........ VU.JU Some Specials in the Rug Department. 1 Rug size 8-3xlo-6 ftft regular 10.00, sale p OO,UU 2 Rugs size 8-3xlo-6 Qft ftft regular 12.00, sale p OQ,(J(J If you can use the size they are great values. . . We will give % off the regular price on the following Rugs: 3 Rugs, size 9x12, regular $16.50. 18.00, 25.00. 3 Rugs, size 11-3x12, regular $20.00, 25.00, 27.50. You should look them over.

He says he knows you’ll come into our store and buy at our Under Price Cash Sale if we give you a bargain opportunity of an entirely new sort — one you have a I ways wanted and never had before. Here’s What He Told Us To Do: “Mark your stock very carefully —instead of the usual straight cut on the whole of a line of shirts or clothes, markjach lot separately." - “Folks are not like sheep, and what's a bargain for one is not to another. A $4.00 shirt at $3.00 is a splendid value to the fellow who likes that one pattern best — but to another it’s dear at any price.” “Here’s a lot of suits that have not sold very well. But they are made of the finest material, they are in good style and somebody will find in them just what he wanted. Mark them right down below cost if necessary. The customer • has a right to a good, discount on lots that haven’t been among the most popular.” “Now here’s a lot of odds and ends—short sizes, and so forth — you don’t want them on hand when Spring goods come, so clean 'em out by making the price attractive.” “Those seasonable lines over there are still in demand but you can afford to reduce the price because two months have gone and the purchaser gets that much less use of his purchase. He’s entitled to a price that represents the real worth of the goods, “Now arrange your stock so people can find what they want, easily. Mark old and new prices plainly. Put some of the best values in your windows. Have lots ‘of cards to help folks locate what they want and tell every clerk to be up on his toes every minute." “One thing more—tell everybody exactly what you are doing in the simplest and sincerest language. They'll come in and buy, because folks always respond to square-as-a-die treatment. We took the Ad Men at his word and did what he told us Come in and tell us if we did right. G. E. Murray Co Rensselaer, Ind.

We have to many this season’s styles in Ladies’, Misses’ and Children’s Winter Cloaks. It is our misfortune, but the ' Ad Man says sell them.. He says sell them at *| «2 P r * cc Regular prices 3.5010'25.00 We will sell any set of Furs or Fur Muffs in our store at *| “2 Price One lot of 1.00 and 1.25 wool dress goods at per yard 69c One lot of 50c and 60c wool dress goods at a yard 33c One lot of wool dress goods remnants at 1-2 regular price A few rare specials from the shoe department. One lot of men’s outing shoes regular 2.25, if you wear size 9or 10 a*pair is A g n r yours for . . > 01.03 One Jot of western made all solid work shoes, sizes 9 to ir, regular 2.50, sale A g rrr price Uli! 3 One lot of Menz Ease work shoes, none better, selling at 3.00 and 3.50.. We are selling sizes 8% to Aq nr 10% at uZ.u3 One lot of women’s tan button shoes, good style 3.50 One lot of women’s blaek suede button shoes, regular 3.50 and 4.00 Aft Ar now OZ.Z3 One lotof women’s vici shoes, button or lace, 1.50 and 1.75 values, all sizes - A g IE at........... 01.13 12 pair Misses’ high top shoes sizes 12 to 2, priced A g AE ” ' at 2.00, sale price 01.03 One lot of children’s high top shoes, sizes 9to u, A g g r priced at 1.75, now o| a |y v The prices quoted here only give you a limited idea of what you can get at real reductions at this sale. Drop in the store, also watch the ■ papers. 1