Jasper County Democrat, Volume 17, Number 78, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 January 1915 — Paw Knows Everything. [ARTICLE]

Paw Knows Everything.

Willie^ —Paw, what is Utopia? Paw—-Utopia is* a place where the ! women are all dumb,, my son. Maw—Willie, you go out and/shovel off the sidewalk.