Jasper County Democrat, Volume 17, Number 52, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 7 October 1914 — The 23d Psalm. [ARTICLE]

The 23d Psalm.

The following is going the rounds of the exchanges: "The Ford is my auto; I shall not want. It maketh me to lie under it in green pastures; it leadeth me into much trouble. It draweth on my purse. Igo in the paths of debt for its sake. Yea, though I understand my Ford perfectly, I fear much evil, for the radius rod or axle might break. It has a blowout in the presence of mine enemies. Surely this thing will not follow me all the days of my life, or I shall dwell in the house of poverty forever. “Moral—Equip a Ford with a Cuckoo clock. When the thing reaches a speed of twenty miles an hour, the bird will come out and sing, ‘Nearer My God, to Thee..’ ”