Jasper County Democrat, Volume 16, Number 97, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 7 March 1914 — Page 7 Advertisements Column 3 [ADVERTISEMENT]

2 Plus 2=3 No? Well, R.ead By MOSS. cophistry I wasn't wiped g 1 off the mapofreasouins over --00° E yea r 8 ago - a, ‘ though It certainly deserved to be. W ‘ > The Sophists in I ancient Greece, you remember, taught a false philosophy of life and things, their premises being based on fallacy. They tried to make two pins two equal three. The Sophists are not all dead. A few thrive today. They argue of newspaper advertising: **Oh. 1 never buy anything widely advertised or patronize merchants who make a splash in the newspapers. Their articles are either inferior or more costly because- they have to include the cost of advertising.” BOSH! As a matter of fact, advertising enables you to buy BETTER things at CHEAPER prices. Through advertising the sales : are INCREASED ten, twenty, fifty fold. The manufacturer or merchant is thus able to sell BETTER and CHEAPER goods and still pay for his advertising. This recognized BUSINESS FACT is backed up by the experience of successful business men of this community and by wise home providers who closely watch the ads. in this papa-.

Dwfaen Cannot B« Cored by local applications, as they cannot reach the diseased portion or the ear. There. Is only one way to cure deafness, and that Is by constitutional remedies. Deafness is caused by an Inflamed condition or the mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube. When this tube Is Inflamed you have a rumbling sound or imperfect hearing, and when It la entirely closed, Deafness is the result, and unless the inflammation can be taken out and this tube retored to its normal condition, hearing will be destroyed forever; nine cases out of ten are caused by Oatarrh, which Is nothing but an Inflamed condition of the mucous surfaces. We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case of Deafness (caused by catsrrah) that canamt be cured by Hall’s Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars, free. F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, Ohio. Sold hy druggists, 75c. Take Hall’s Family Pills for constipation.

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