Jasper County Democrat, Volume 16, Number 81, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 10 January 1914 — Not Equal to It. [ARTICLE]

Not Equal to It.

Provincial Parvenu (dining in Lon don)—A good, long menu, waiter, but I dare say Pll be able to manage It. Waiter Pardon me. sir, but tbo menoo’s on the other side. That is the band program.—London Bystandei.