Jasper County Democrat, Volume 16, Number 79, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 3 January 1914 — Juvenile Thrift. [ARTICLE]

Juvenile Thrift.

“My little man. can you tell me where Mr. Sanford lives?” “Thir?” “I say. are you well enough acquainted with the neighborhood to direct me to Sanford’s?” “No. thir.” “Do you know any one that could?” “Thir?" “I say, do you suppose there's any one close by who could show the way?” “No. thir.” “Is that all you can say, ‘thir’ and ‘no. thir?’” “Thir?” “I say, do you want to make 10 cents?" “Yeth, thir.” “Well, whose house is that yonder?” “Parth and marth.” “Who is your father?” “Thir?” “Here's your dime; what’s your pd’s name?” “Tham Thanfud.”—Puck.