Jasper County Democrat, Volume 15, Number 77, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 28 December 1912 — Looked Like a Hay Fever Victim. [ARTICLE]

Looked Like a Hay Fever Victim.

“Excuse me, sir, but you are troubled with hay fever, are you not?” “Noski,” replied the gentleman with the maze of woven wire whiskers. “It is trueskyoff that I am a victimovich of. the maladyskl you have just mentioned, but as I speak the Russian languageskoff fluently, getting along with the hay feverovieh is right in my llneski and does not troobleskoff ms in the leastcbleh.