Jasper County Democrat, Volume 15, Number 69, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 30 November 1912 — Lost By a Nose. [ARTICLE]

Lost By a Nose.

“Oh, come,” says Jack to Rosie, “and get ready for to go Out with me this fine evening to a moving picture show. I know, it costs two nickles, but I’m a sport.” I said. “And we can Bave our money when you and me is wed.” The girl was standing close to him; she whiffed his fragrant breath; She turned away in sadness and she was as pale as death. She says: “I won’t go with you,” and her tones did make him freeze, “For Jack, you have deceived me, and you’ve et limburger cheese.” ('horns. “The/e is some excuse for a onion. And at garlic 1 never will sneeze; But to me you are dead For .1 never will wed ' Xo man that eats limiburger cheese,”