Jasper County Democrat, Volume 15, Number 41, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 24 August 1912 — The Time of My Life. [ARTICLE]

The Time of My Life.

I'm a stamp A 2-center. The postmaster sold tie To a man— A nice man— But 1. r licked me. » I was never Licked before, -never. But I've been kissed since,— And this is the way it was: He put me on an envelope— Perfumed, pink, square; I’ve been stuck on it ever since-, He dropped us— Through a slot in a dark hole. But we were saved,- — A lady fished us out. Then she hit us With a hammer, spitefully; Like she was mad. But she didn't mean it, It left me black and blue. Then I was tied up In- a sack Anci sent a long way On a hike. When we arrived— The pink enveloue and I—We were, presented To a perfect love Of a girl. Say, she’s a dream. Well, she mutilated The pink envelope and me With a hair pin. Then she read inside. My’ how she blushed! Pinker than the pink envelope! Say, then she kissed me!! O, you little godlets! We— The pink envelope and me—(Excuse the grammar) We are resting snugly In her bosom, now We can hear her heart throb; When it goes the fastest She takes us out And kisses me. O, Say This is great! I'm glad I'm loved By a girl like that. A ybod'.v woulj tie.