Jasper County Democrat, Volume 15, Number 29, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 13 July 1912 — Couldn’t Keep Him Out. [ARTICLE]

Couldn’t Keep Him Out.

Little Freddie was playing in the garden, when he happened to notice that the blinds were drawn down in the next house. “Mother,” said Freddie, “why are the blinds down in Mrs. Brown’s house?” “Only to keep out the sun,” said she. i A few days later Freddie’s mother informed him that Mrs. Brown had got a son. After thinking deeply for a few minutes, Freddie said: “Seems to me, mother, it much good keeping the blinds down!"