Jasper County Democrat, Volume 15, Number 29, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 13 July 1912 — Hot Weather Hints. [ARTICLE]

Hot Weather Hints.

Don’t be thinking of some place some folks you know ought to go before they die or afterward. Don’t listen to anybody, no*.- even yourself, arguing about candidates. Don’t believe ’em when they tell how they slept undejr blankets last year. , Don’t believe any one who says it’s hot. It’s a lie. -f. . Don’t run yourself or any one else, not even a good thing. Keep in your mouth some of Doc Cook’s north pole gumdrops. Keep calm, above all things wear iinen next to nature, and never mind. Keep cool! Do these, and you’ll' feel like a sßce of cucumber floating a-top a bow’l cf ice water. Maybe, anyhow, it won’t make you any hotter.— New York Press. :