Jasper County Democrat, Volume 15, Number 24, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 26 June 1912 — Not Such a Stupid Scot. [ARTICLE]

Not Such a Stupid Scot.

The Scotchman could not find hie ticket. On the conductor’s second, round it was still missing. “What's that in your mouth?” hot asked. Sure enough, there was the missing! ticket The conductor punched it and went on his way. "Ah, weel," said Sandy, in reply toj his fellow passenger’s banter, "I’m naei sae absent-minded ub ye wad thtnir-} Ton was a very old ticket, and I Just bit off the date.”—Sucoess.