Jasper County Democrat, Volume 15, Number 10, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 8 May 1912 — Page 4 Advertisements Column 4 [ADVERTISEMENT]

Hot Weather is upon us and the time for bad eggs. It is not so much the rotten eggs but the half spoiled stock where the loss k-?. To keep eggs fresh you must gather them often, keep them in a cool, dry place and market them as often as possible. Do your best to bring us good, clean, fresh eggs and we will do our best to give you a good price. If you have veals do not kill them in hot sultry weather. When you do kill, do so after sundown, then get them to market by 6:30 a. m. Yours for good produce; us for good prices. FANCY PRODUCE MARKET. Phone 39. C. E. Prior.

Serviceable, Anyhow. The unanswerable retort was heard at a North Country dog show last week. At the man who brought up a brisk but undecorative whippet, an affable attendant scoffed. “That’ll win no prize, lad,” he remarked finally. “What’s wrang wl’ him?” was the surprised answer. “Wrang? Haven’t A been tellin’ you? Why, look at his legs. Those legs are na’ lang enough.” “Not lang enough? Why, they touch the ground—did ye want, them any langer?”—London Chronicle.