Jasper County Democrat, Volume 15, Number 1, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 April 1912 — Muffled Knocks. [ARTICLE]

Muffled Knocks.

“Rivers, you’ve been doing some good work in your department of the paper—lately." • “Sure, Mrs. Flickinger, we’ll be glad to come out and spend a day with you some time. I know we’ll enjoy the ride there and back, anyway.” “HoV much you resemble your excellent father, Hossulkus! Your nose is a trifle one sided, and your legs are curved, just as his were.” “Barber, ydur wife must be a splendid cook; I dan tell that you have been eating some mighty flue onions.” “We are willing to accept this juror, your honor. He seems to know nothing—about this case.”