Jasper County Democrat, Volume 14, Number 76, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 3 January 1912 — Adrift with Humor [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

Adrift with Humor

Overestimating It. “Mr. Higgsworthy, w said the c|talr* man of the committee of arrange ments for celebrating the Fourth, “wt shall need a lot of money, for fireworks, and I have come to<-you first for a contribution.” "Well,” the leading citizen answered, “I’ll give a dollar as a start er.” "As a ‘starter!’ Mr. Higgsworthy, that isn’t even a nudge!” * /