Jasper County Democrat, Volume 14, Number 74, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 23 December 1911 — Quieting Her Suspicions. [ARTICLE]

Quieting Her Suspicions.

“My dear," said the Suspicious Wife, “this sealskin sack you gave me for Christmas has the odor of- gasoline.” “Very likely,” answered the Crafty Husband. "But you know Santa Claua is using an automobile now.” Nevertheless, she had her doubts about it, fearing that he had purchased the second-handed ot a cleaner.