Jasper County Democrat, Volume 14, Number 72, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 16 December 1911 — What Children Say. [ARTICLE]

What Children Say.

A little girl of three and one-half years defined a wedding as ‘lt s when a lady goes into the church with a curtain on her head and comes out I with a man.” Another little girl remarked to her grandpa that her doll was stuffed with sawdust. Grandpa asked: “And what are you stuffed with, Dorothy?”. Whereupon this sage of three replied: I “1 don't know. God stuffed me.” Another little girl was talking about I her Sunday school lesson and of the two Johns of whom her teacher had told her. "There was John the Baptist,” she repeated, “and John the beloved disciple.” “There were three.” her younger sister gravely corrected: “You didn’t name John Bull.”