Jasper County Democrat, Volume 14, Number 47, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 16 September 1911 — Don’t Have To. [ARTICLE]

Don’t Have To.

“How are you, old chap?” “Fine.” “What are you wording at?’ “Working?” “That’s what I said.” ‘T don’t work.” “Why?” “Because my schemes do.” Generous Partner. “Dissolved your partnership?” “Yes.” “Why, I heard your partner gave you the biggest share.” “He did. He gave me all the losses which were large, and he kept all the profits, which were small.” Some Power. You may not be a monarch But it is going some When you can touch a button And make the waiter come. Makes Him Sober. “I like fun.” . “So I see.” “Don’t you?’ “Yes.” “You don’t show it.” “I have the bill to pay.” Lived It Down. “I used to know him when he was a poor boy.” “And is he wealthy now?” “Oh, very.” “Evidently your knowing him didn’t blight his career.” Power of Habit. “I hear he is something of a lodge joiner.” “He is. Whenever he sees a goat jmssing It takes four policeman to hold him. He thinks he ought to ride it."