Jasper County Democrat, Volume 14, Number 45, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 9 September 1911 — WARNING. [ARTICLE]

WARNING.

What you doin’ roun' heah, Summah, . Tryin’ come back disaway? You’s a suah nuff back numbah Hyabouts di,s many a day. Ain’ de aco'ns start to pattah Lak as fall done make her bow? Lawd o’ massy! What’s de mattah Wis you, Summah, anyhow? Never hear about dis Jeffahs Trying dat same very trick? - Better let up wif ’em zephahs Blowin’ roun’ here mighty qiKck. Ol’ Jack Fros’ am gonea-git vou Jes’ as sure as you git gay,‘ En good Lawd Harry, when he hit you, Where will you be, anyway? That’s right—that’s right—keep on foolin’ Roun’ where you ain’ wanted none. Ais’ no other kind o’ schoolin’ Same as gittin’ handed one. Some fine mawin’ he’ll done catch you Stickin’ roun’ dese diggin’s, fren’, En dey ain’ no nuthin’ gwlne o’ patch you So’s you’ mammy’ll you then. . —St. Louis Post-Dispatch.