Jasper County Democrat, Volume 14, Number 30, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 2 August 1911 — And She Consented. [ARTICLE]

And She Consented.

“Where are you going to spend youi vacation ?” “In the country.” “Why, I thought your wife didn’t want to go there.” “She changed her mind.” •"How did it happen?” “I told her how expensive it is there” Had Earned It. “Hello, there is Jones. I must see him. He is going to buy me a drink." “Did he sajr So?’* "No, but I know he will.” “You must be a mind reader.” “NO, but I Just met his wife in her last year’s hat and told her it looked like new.” Time to Leave. “Jinks is going abroad.” “Why how IS that?” ' l ’ “Hus wife is taking a correspondence term id cooking, and his daughter is studying for flpeara.” \ ,%■' >■ That Kind. “He has a lot of self respect" “I’ll bet his wife doesn’t know it” “Why?” “She’d take it away from him if she did.” ‘ ’