Jasper County Democrat, Volume 14, Number 29, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 29 July 1911 — Her Reason. [ARTICLE]

Her Reason.

"Are you fond of motorcars?" “No.” “Why?" "It costs so much to keep one that Bertie can't afford to marry.” Willing to Wait. "Could you loan no* half a dollar?" “I’d be glad to. but I haven’t got It* "When do you think you will have one?” On# Joy Thwarted. Some drawbacks has the flying rig To filers who are on the wing, For when the engine will not work They can’t get out to crank the thing.