Jasper County Democrat, Volume 14, Number 29, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 29 July 1911 — Not a Merry Liar. [ARTICLE]

Not a Merry Liar.

“He is a regular tombstone.” “Why do you call him that?” “Because he lies so dismally.” Preparing For the Ordeal. t; “Taking your vacation now?” J “No; just resting up for it” Sometimes Unwashed. In purchasing an apple i ' I walk up to the stand. The dealer lightly dusts It with His fine Italian hand. I . ’*l ■ -