Jasper County Democrat, Volume 14, Number 20, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 28 June 1911 — Rank Incompetence. [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

Rank Incompetence.

First Boy—You wouldn’t do for a caddie. Second Boy—Why not? First Boy—You don’t know any more about golf than the fellows what play it Not Voluable. “Money talks.” “I guess so.’’ “Did you ever hear of its getting into trouble for gossiping?' "Never experienced it” No New Discovery. “You have lovely eyes. Miss Kittie.” “So I’ve been told.” “Indeed!” ■ 4 “Yes, by men with more money than you have.” ' - ■.