Jasper County Democrat, Volume 14, Number 18, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 3 June 1911 — Humor and Philosophy [ARTICLE]

Humor and Philosophy

By DVNCAN M. SMITH

PERT PARAGRAPHS. rpHE woman who Is a good cook, if she is wise, will apprentice hqr husband to the cooking department The water of life seems to go through some sort of meter that has a quarter-ln-the-slot attachment. We never make a new start as long as we can bold on to a rag of the old condition. A man can always give a good account of himself who has a healthy balance at the bank. Some men never think of their wives without simultaneously thinking of a sheaf of unpaid bills. Many a man has tried to Impress a Woman only to find himself suppressed.