Jasper County Democrat, Volume 14, Number 18, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 3 June 1911 — Hie Preference. [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

Hie Preference.

“Lucy is a nice girl.” “Is she?” “Yes; she kneads the dough for the fam i l.y bread.” “I prefer Maud.” “Why?’ “She has the dough.”

Convincing Sort. “Have you got a mascot?” “Yes.” “What is it?” “Eight hours work a day." Some Difference. “Did you say you were painting the Hly?" “No; just whitewashing a statesman.” , What’s, the Use? • “I don’t want to die poor.” “But how can you expect to live forever?’ Weather or Children. “How long will ice cream keep?’ “That depends on who gets to it.” The Loyal Fan. Though win or lose, it’s all the same, Oh, sluggers of the pill! ’> Just put us up a high grade game i And we will love you still.