Jasper County Democrat, Volume 14, Number 17, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 31 May 1911 — To Guarantee Satisfaction. [ARTICLE]

To Guarantee Satisfaction.

"What do you call your boy?” “I am going to wait until he gets large enough to name himself, so that he will have a name that suits him. What right have 1 got to impose on him the name that he will carry around, all the rest of his life?” ‘‘Nodi at all. I'ou are correct; but, really? to have it thoroughly satisfactory you should wait until the girl he Is going to marry names him.”