Jasper County Democrat, Volume 14, Number 15, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 27 May 1911 — Slow as a Walk. [ARTICLE]

Slow as a Walk.

“You are arrested,” said the constable as the farmer drove off the bridge. “Hey?” “I said you are under arrest” “What for?” “Can’t you read?” “Yes.” "That sign says five dollars’ fine for driving over this bridge faster than a walk.” “What’s that got to do with it?’ "You trotted your horses across.” "What of that? It wasn’t faster than a walk.”