Jasper County Democrat, Volume 14, Number 12, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 17 May 1911 — Similar. [ARTICLE]

Similar.

“Have you seen Mr. Jones?” “I can’t say that I have.” “Do you know him?” “Not from a side of sole leather.” “Same as the beefsteak we had this morning, then.” Something For Nothing. “You can’t make something out of nothing.” “Can’t, eh?’ “No.” “Just notice my fine line of excuses.” Began Together. “When did your baldpess begin?” “Really, I forget, doc. I never could keep these dates straight anyway. If my wife was here she could tell you the year we were married in.”