Jasper County Democrat, Volume 13, Number 103, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 8 April 1911 — Foolish Diogenes. [ARTICLE]

Foolish Diogenes.

“Hello, Diogenes: What are you loosing for?" “I am looking for an affinity/’ returned the gloomy Greek with the dark lantern attachment, “Oh, you are silly!" ' “Silly! If” “Yes, you.” “I would have you know I am the wise man of all time.” “Not on your moving picture film, Oggie. To look for an affinity you want to meander forth with a motorcar and a bag£ roll big as your barrel.” Only Thing oaved Him. “He seems rath. nd of her.” “Yes; he calls her his life preserver.” “Why?” “Because she got a divorce from him.”