Jasper County Democrat, Volume 13, Number 103, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 8 April 1911 — Humor and Philosophy [ARTICLE]

Humor and Philosophy

By DUNCAN M. SMITH

PERT PARAGRAPHS. * TLTANY a man is convinced that nothing but the jealousy of those above him has kept him from becoming a millionaire. She is a jewel of a maid who can keep even with a borrowing neighbor. Clothes have nothing to do with religion. Still, a woman does feel more devotional when she knows that her coat and hat are correct. A man never knows how hlg a fool he is until he runs against a close friend in a frank moment. A woman finds out the depths of her foolishness when she has to set about curing the ills her chase after beauty has inflicted upon her., A man who would scorn to steal his neighbor’s umbrella unless it was raining will poison his dog because it howls nights