Jasper County Democrat, Volume 13, Number 83, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 1 February 1911 — Killing. [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

Killing.

are you doing, Percy?” “Twying to kill time, deah boy.” “That so?" “Yes. Can you tell me how to?” “Yes; chase the old fellow up and tell him to take a good look at you.”

Ought to Have Some Show.

“You know the hand that rocks the cradle rales the world.” “Well, so I have heard.” “Do you doubt it?” “How about the foot that walks with the youngster In the howling hours of night?”

A Shame. "I have had a run of good luck.” “So have I.” “You don't look very cheerful over it.” “But it ran so fast that it got away.” ' .- ' . • **■ ’ Paradox. “Do you knoir Jones?” “No.” "He, is a great Iran.” “In what?” “His extreme smallness.” Needed Winding Up. “Pa, lend Uncle George your watch key, quick.” “What for, my sou?” .“He says he is all run down.” What, Indeed! “What is home without it?” “Without what?” “The pay envelope.” h Landed Him, v She was a woman stunning; , He was a man of chink. And when She went Her weapon was a wink. More fatal that than hall and powder. Though the report la hardly louder.