Jasper County Democrat, Volume 13, Number 82, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 28 January 1911 — They See to That. [ARTICLE]

They See to That.

“I borrowed $lO from a perfect stranger today.’’ “Never saw him before?” “Nor he me.” “You must have winning ways.” “No; I had security. He was a loan shark.”

New Methods. “Once a man got rich by attending to his own business.” “It may be, but now he must not only mind his rival’s business, but must pay a man a salary for watching it" Pay Day. Oh. wherefore borrow trouble And race around and fret? You have to pay tomorrow With interest you can bet. " Fortunate. “What are you doing these days?” “Looking for work.” “Finding any?’ “No.” “You always were lucky.” Call to Earth. “He seems to admire that picture.” “He is lost in admiration." “Think he will find himself again?” “Sure! The dinner bell will ring presently.” ■ Changeable. “He was green with envy because another fellow took out his girl.” “When I saw him he was red beaded about it” In a Hurry.' “Does he take to higher education?’ ’ “Well, he wanted to throw his books over the moon." -