Jasper County Democrat, Volume 13, Number 76, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 7 January 1911 — Thinking of Investing. [ARTICLE]

Thinking of Investing.

“If I should wring the neck of my neighbor's boy would it be against the law?” asked the long suffering one of his attorney. “Certainly.” “I was afraid of that. But would the fine be more than a million dollars?” Just as Desirable. “What is better than being born with a silver spoon in your mouth?” “Silver spoon?” “Yes.” “I don’t know about its being better, but I’d as lief be boru with the trust coupons in my hand.” Filling a' Want. “There ought to be a smaller, coin than a cent." J “What would you buy with it?” “I wouldn’t buy anything. It would only be used, in fact, by millionaire tightwads to tip the waiter.” Bad Disposition, “There’s always one trouble about tbe “show-mes.” . s “What’s that?” “They are never willing to learn.” A Hint “They say that silence speaks louder than words sometimes.” “Yes, and that’s the kind of counsel I’d advise you to listen to.” ■/ ..They Generally Do. “He doesn’t know very much." " “Doesn’t he?" “No.” “What does he teach?” Good Suggestion. “How do you keep Out of the down and out club?" “I keep a paid up membership in the up and ins."