Jasper County Democrat, Volume 13, Number 76, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 7 January 1911 — PERT PARAGRAPHS. [ARTICLE]

PERT PARAGRAPHS.

WOMAN doesn't so much mind that her husband goes dowu town in the evenings occasionally unless she imagines he doesn’t want her to go along. A girl is very patient with her little brother when callers of consequence are within hearing. If you have a grudge against a man give his youngest son a six-weeks-old puppy. r ■ Frequently a man sees a deeply smitten girl in the affair, while all the girl sees is theater tickets anti flowers. . . ■ When a man has the blues he regards a sunshiny day as a personal in suit. When a widower takes a decent interest in his personal appearance his friends chuckle and nudge and look so knowing that the poor man feels -like joining the dear departed. As a matrimonial asset the ability to bake buckwheat cakes is worth infinitely more than the ability to writ I a good club paper.