Jasper County Democrat, Volume 13, Number 75, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 4 January 1911 — Page 2 Advertisements Column 2 [ADVERTISEMENT]

. The Patient Listener. “They ought to put somebody in charge of this road who knows how to run it.” exclaimed the indignant commuuter. “That’s what I think.” replied the conductor, with a sigh. “1 have been listening to advice ou how to run this road for years, but the company doesn’t take any >ti< »» of my Superior information.’’- Washington Star. Language. “I don't believe any two words in the English language are synonymous.” "Oh. 1 don't know. What’s ihe mat-! ter with raise' and •lift :' ” "There’s a big difference. 1 “raise’ chickens sr.d cave a neighbor who has be.eu kii v '..ii to “lift’ them,”—Philadelphia Ledger Human Inconsistency. “Two men were iu court today, each making a directly opposite charge agaigs* h>- wife." “WiUV! 'iVf! ‘ I l'**yY* ' > > at;: d a divorce 1 iecause his wife was so cold So lam and the oilier because his wife until" it too hot for him.”—Baltimore American. Usual Tenants.. Landlord (of "Palace hotel. Yaphank) —There ain't a vacant store to be had in this here hull town, b' gosh! Stranger—Great Scott! And are they all doing business? Landlord (puzzled)—All what? Stranger—All the moving picture shows, of course.—Puck. Big Public Sale. Having decided to sell out and go vest,; I will offer at Public Sale at my residence 6 miles south and 2 miles west of Rensselaer, 6 miles north and 2 miles west of Remington, on what is known as the Jud Adams farm, % mile south of the Egypt school house, commencing at 10 a. m.,on WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 18, 1911, 5 Head of Horses and Mules—Consisting of 1 Bay Mare, 13 years old,